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This is pretty awesome [Aug. 22nd, 2006|11:53 pm]
You know you live in 2006 when...










1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.















2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.















3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.















4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.















6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.














7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.















8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.














9. You were too busy to notice number five.














10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.















11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.












12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
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(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2006|07:22 am]
:S  Sounds like someone's either cutting down the tree or trying to get on the internet with dial-up.

It's all Rawwoorrr (regular noises) and then it gets all dial-upey.  :S
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Well, you’re dress like a club fag wearing Doc Martins [Aug. 3rd, 2006|06:35 pm]
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[Current Location |Livingroom]
[Current Music |Failing, Flailing - Streetlight Manifesto]

Get a pair of chukkas or some checkerboard slip ons.

I like Vans chukkas, but not the checkerboard slip ons. I don't like bandanas, everyone I know wears them. My inner punk/indie rock fan's telling me they're too trendy and thus are not cool.

I need to finish my duct tape belt, but I don't know how I'm going to make a buckle.

I'm feeling emo :P Anyone got... somethin'? I don't think anyone likes me except, like, two people.
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I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukkas [Aug. 2nd, 2006|10:00 pm]
Exodus 41, bitch

This is awesome:

Exodus 41 And Moses answered and said, But, behold, they will not believe me, nor hearken unto my voice: for they will say, The LORD hath not appeared unto thee.

2 And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.

3 And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.

4 And the LORD said unto Moses, Pick it up, pick it up. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand:

5 That they may believe that the LORD God of their fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath appeared unto thee.

It's edited, but it's creepy how well it fits. :S
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Sell out with me/Oh yeah/Sell out with me tonight [Jul. 24th, 2006|04:19 am]
[Current Mood | Tired]
[Current Music |Sell Out - Reel Big Fish]

I just played Half-Life for almost nine hours straight. l think I have a problem =|
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Go and get your riot gear! Swing your girlie all around. We'll be dancing on the cinders as the town [Jun. 28th, 2006|09:27 pm]
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[Current Location |Home?]
[Current Mood | Fine]
[Current Music |Get Your Riot Gear - Five Iron Frenzy]

is burning down.


Nothing interesting happened today. But I'm updating anyways, 'cause I promised?
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West or Bust, In God we Trust, Let's Rape and Kill and Steal [Jun. 10th, 2006|08:32 pm]
[Current Mood | Good]
[Current Music |World Without End - Five Iron Frenzy]

Holy shit. I get fucking gassy a few hours after my last drink. Vodka gas is gross.

Played chicken on the road on Friday with some friends. Not normal chicken, we all stood by this huge puddle and waited for a car to drive by. By the end of lunch, who ever was the wetest won. Sean Watson drove by three times as fast as he could. We were soaked. Kyle Rae chickened out and ran when the cars came. I was half wet. Tim got completely soaked the first time Sean drove by, then it happened again the second time and again the third time. It was fun until we had to go to class. :P I had gym so I wore my wet shirt to gym (it was kind of dry by then) and changed into a dry one afterwards. We didn't do much in gym so my shorts weren't sweaty and I got to wear those to fourth. Then I went home, got changed and went to a party (I had a beer, that shit's gross) and stayed sober with Ian and Mike. Ended up taking care of five drunk girls and an angsty drunk guy. Fun shit. :p But Jill sobered up before I left so it was all good.
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yeah you will try to explain as the blood leaves all your viens [May. 27th, 2006|06:21 pm]
[Current Music |Point/Counterpoint - Streetlight Manifesto]

I am so bored. I'm so bored that I'm looking up X-Men characters on Wikipedia. I don't like even like paper comics. I liked the X-Men movies though. I saw the third one last night, it was pretty nifty. Watch this (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445) before you go see it. :P I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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Gang wars, no guns, hand to hand. You're black. I'm white, he's purple. But I still don't understand [May. 6th, 2006|03:48 pm]
[Current Mood | Still Sick]
[Current Music |On and On and On - Streetlight Manifesto]

http://www.digg.com/design/Invisible_Bookshelf

I have ten diggs and two comments! Omfg. Cool shit.
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15 percent [Apr. 10th, 2006|05:41 pm]
It says Guys too )
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They provide the paint for the picture perfect masterpiece that you will paint on the insides of you [Apr. 6th, 2006|05:21 pm]
r eyelids.

Now I have 992 items. Only 8 more before I have 1000 songs. :P
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Me and Mia, Anne and Anna [Mar. 26th, 2006|02:31 pm]
I have exactly 700 items in my iTunes Library. Crazy.
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The look in his eye said "Brother what are you going to do with a 9mm and a three piece suit?" [Mar. 16th, 2006|01:28 pm]
[Current Mood | Fucking Barbers]
[Current Music |Giving Up, Giving In - Streetlight Manifesto]

They look to one another and say "hey motherfucker, who's the fool?"

I got my haircut :S

And I finally listened to Keasbey Nights :D

Keasbey Nights:
http://s55.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3VASCRKSUF69I19UNJCFZKMSE1

Point/Counterpoint:
http://s55.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0LLFY0QZUC23B2TLGTTBHSXO7F

P/CP is like the happy ending to Keasbey Nights.
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Dear mr.gepetto: i hope this finds you well/I wrote you this letter/Because we miss you here in hell [Mar. 9th, 2006|06:18 pm]
This made my day way better:

I was pretending to beat up Ryan during lunch when he was all "Stop, stop! I think I have a pencil in my shoe..." I laughed, 'cause it came out of the blue. The funny thing was he acutally did have a pencil in his shoe. There was a hole in his pocket and his pencil fell through the hole and into his shoe. :P

I couldn't stop laughing. :P
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With a Vest on my Chest and a Bullet in my Lung I Can't Beleive I'm Dieing With My Song Unsung [Feb. 17th, 2006|06:24 pm]
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[Current Mood | Cynical (Brody = Cody)]
[Current Music |Joe Robot - The Network]

Brody Dalle secretly got a sex change and started up GBH as Colin Abrahall, I swear to God it's true.

Listen to some Distillers music and then some GBH music. It's crazy. I'll send you some GBH if I need to. It's creepy.
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I've got a gun in my hand, but the gun won't cock, I try to pull the trigger but the triggers locked [Feb. 9th, 2006|06:56 pm]
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[Current Mood | Fine]
[Current Music |Ultimate Showdown - Lemon Demon]

Crazy ass day.

Frank and Ryan fought in Apollo Crater today. It was kind of a tie because Angie (Ryan's girlfriend) broke it up when Frank started to bleed really badly. It looked like he was bleeding from his mouth and his nose, but it was just all from his nose. Everyone (pretty much all of the grade nine's) ran away when the cops showed up. I was going to go down and see Frank (to see if he's alright, he's a cool guy) but I thought the cops would go down into the crater. I just walked to Tim's (closest house) with Bree and Erinn and tried to avoid the police, but they were everywhere. When we were going down the path next to Tim's house and onto Merkley a cop pulled up and freaked us out. But we just continued to walk to Tim's and the car drove away after the cop talked to someone who looked like Joey.

Ian and Carle showed up at Tim's half an hour later, they said they were hanging out with Frank in the crater after the fight with Tami and a few other people. Frank's okay, just a little banged up (Ryan's a fucking blackbelt :S). The cops didn't go down the crater, apparently. Matt handed around cigarettes and lighters to everyone. :P

I broke IE7 Beta 2 and my iPod headphones.
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Ich will ein guter Junge sein, Doch das Verlangen holt mich ein, Ich muss zerstören [Jan. 31st, 2006|11:03 pm]
[Current Music |Zerstoren - Rammstein]

Gosh, Motion City Soundtrack were terrible on Jimmy Kimmel. Like... ear-bleeding-simple-plan-quality-rather-have-my-skin-grated-off bad.

I hope they're not always that bad.

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80 percent Virgin [Jan. 29th, 2006|05:35 pm]
[Current Mood | Okay]
[Current Music |Zestoren - Rammstein]

Cutcutcut )

Gosh darnit, Lu beat me. =(

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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2006|09:05 am]
http://wockeh.livejournal.com/2004/12/27/

Mandy commented on my first post but it says there's 0 comments. :O
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, it's a race to see which gets filled first [Jan. 25th, 2006|01:46 pm]
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[Current Mood | Tired]
[Current Music |Panic Song - Green Day]

I ran 3.2 kilometers last night (A little over two miles) in 18 minutes. :P I'm going to do the same thing tomorrow as long as my legs don't feel like shit.

I'm going to go watch Snatch. :P I thought it had Geddy (Getty or Geddy?) Lee was in it but it's just Robbie Gee. Brad Pitt's in it though.
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